The problem with books on how to raise kids is that all those other authors have PhDs, MDs, or kids. Luckily this author has none of those limiting factors. Instead, you get hilarious advice based on observations and assumptions with zero evidence. It's advice that will help you be the best parent you can be whether you have a real job, a fancy job, or a trust fund.

Learn the secrets to:

Picking a Favorite

Winning Kindergarten

How to Hide from the Kids

Sharing

Aggressive Driving for Teens

...and much more terrible advice